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What we'd be willing to pay if we could go back in time in a DeLorean to when we were watching the movie for the first time. Or, in other words, what we think you should pay... assuming your opinion is identical to ours.
The Cinematic Critics
What People have Said About The Cinematic Experience:
"Jason ran in the earlier movies, but then once he was killed and came back to life in #5, I think that's when he became more zombie like. I'm not 100% on that, but pretty certain."
-Rob and Mel
(Friday the 13th)
"Stop saying panties! Stop saying panties!"
-Laura
(The Unborn)
" Cameron is absolutely right. Despite the fact that I hate Jason Statham, this movie is SHIT!"
-abok6
(Crank)
" What a horrible review. These guys must have ADD."
~BoondockinBoston
(Let the Right One In)
"No way that capsule would stay closed for 50 years; kids would have pillaged it by '71 or sooner. "
-TidusSloan71
(Knowing)
" Funniest previously on ever!
I love you guys."
-HDLV199990
(Race to Witch Mountain)
"It was alot better than that. you cant really enjoy this kind of film that does not make it a bad one. Go watch iron man instead."
-GamerGuy1991
(Rachel Getting Married)
-Rob and Mel
(Friday the 13th)
"Stop saying panties! Stop saying panties!"
-Laura
(The Unborn)
" Cameron is absolutely right. Despite the fact that I hate Jason Statham, this movie is SHIT!"
-abok6
(Crank)
" What a horrible review. These guys must have ADD."
~BoondockinBoston
(Let the Right One In)
"No way that capsule would stay closed for 50 years; kids would have pillaged it by '71 or sooner. "
-TidusSloan71
(Knowing)
" Funniest previously on ever!
I love you guys."
-HDLV199990
(Race to Witch Mountain)
"It was alot better than that. you cant really enjoy this kind of film that does not make it a bad one. Go watch iron man instead."
-GamerGuy1991
(Rachel Getting Married)
The Cinematic Rating System
What we'd be willing to pay if we could go back in time in a DeLorean to when we were watching the movie for the first time. Or, in other words, what we think you should pay... assuming your opinion is identical to ours.
The Cinematic Staff
Jon Madsen, Editor
Jon earned a degree in broadcast journalism at BYU. He currently spends his time producing podcasts, editing this program, and auditioning for TV game shows.
Laura Durham, Graphics Contributor and Marketing Consultant
Laura earned a degree in art history at BYU. Now she works for the government.
Jon earned a degree in broadcast journalism at BYU. He currently spends his time producing podcasts, editing this program, and auditioning for TV game shows.
Laura Durham, Graphics Contributor and Marketing Consultant
Laura earned a degree in art history at BYU. Now she works for the government.
We Watched
- 10 Things I hate About You (1999) (1)
- 10 to Midnight (1983) (1)
- 10th and Wolf (2006) (1)
- 12 Monkeys (1995) (1)
- 17 Again (1)
- 2 Days in the Valley (1996) (1)
- 2008 Oscar pics Special (1)
- 3 Ninjas (1992) (1)
- 3 Ninjas: Kick Back (1994) (1)
- 3:10 to Yuma (2007) (1)
- 6th Day (2000) (1)
- 7 Pounds (Se7en Pounds) (1)
- 8 Mile (2002) (1)
- 9/11 (2002) (1)
- Adventureland (1)
- Angels and Demons (1)
- Appaloosa (1)
- Australia (1)
- Bedtime Stories (1)
- Body of Lies (1)
- Bohemibot (1)
- Bolt (1)
- Bride Wars (1)
- Burbs (1989) (1)
- Burn After Reading (1)
- Changeling (1)
- Confessions of a Shopaholic (1)
- Coraline (1)
- Crank (1)
- Crank: High Voltage (1)
- Dark Knight (1)
- Death Race (1)
- Defiance (1)
- Doubt (1)
- Drag Me To Hell (1)
- Eagle Eye (1)
- Fast and Furious (1)
- Fast and the Furious 2 (2003) (1)
- Fired Up (1)
- Four Christmases (1)
- Friday the 13th (1)
- Ghost Town (1)
- Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (1)
- Gran Torino (1)
- Happening (1)
- He's Just Not That Into You (1)
- High School Musical (1)
- House Bunny (1)
- How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (1)
- I Love You (1)
- independant shorts (1)
- Indiana Jones: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (1)
- Inkheart (1)
- James Bond: Quantum of Solace (1)
- Journey to the Center of the Earth (1)
- Knowing (1)
- Lakeview Terrace (1)
- Land of the Lost (1)
- Let the Right One In (1)
- Madagascar 2 (1)
- Mama Mia (1)
- Man (1)
- Man on Wire (1)
- Marley and Me (1)
- Max Payne (1)
- Monsters vs Aliens (1)
- My Bloody Valentine (1)
- My Life in Ruins (1)
- Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (1)
- Observe and Report (1)
- Paul Blart: Mall Cop (1)
- Pride and Glory (1)
- Punisher: Warzone (1)
- Push (1)
- Quarantine (1)
- Race to Witch Mountain (1)
- Rachel Getting Married (1)
- Revolutionary Road (1)
- RocknRolla (1)
- Role Models (1)
- Saw 5 (1)
- Slumdog Millionaire (1)
- Spoiler (1)
- Star Trek (1)
- State of Play (1)
- Strangers (1)
- Sunshine Cleaning (1)
- Taken (1)
- Tale of Despereaux (1)
- Terminator: Salvation (1)
- The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (1)
- The Day the Earth Stood Still (1)
- The Golden Compass (1)
- The Hangover (1)
- The Haunting in Connecticut (1)
- The Hollow Tree (1)
- The International (1)
- The Last House on the Left (1)
- The Proposal (1)
- The Reader (1)
- The Spirit (1)
- The Unborn (1)
- The Uninvited (1)
- The Wrestler (1)
- Transporter 3 (1)
- Tropic Thunder (1)
- Twilight (1)
- Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (1)
- Up (1)
- Valkyrie (1)
- W. (1)
- Watchmen (1)
- X-Men Origins: Wolverine (1)
- Yes Man (1)
- Zack and Miri Make a Porno (1)
Blog Archive
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- The Cinematic Experience
- X-Men Origins: Wolverine (PG-13)
- Appaloosa (R)
- Crank: High Voltage (R)
- Observe and Report (R)
- Sunshine Cleaning (R)
- Adventureland (R)
- Fast and Furious (PG-13)
- The Haunting in Connecticut (PG-13)
- Monsters vs Aliens (PG)
- I Love You, Man (R)
- The Last House on the Left (R)
- Knowing (PG-13)
- Race to Witch Mountain (PG)
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1 comment:
I've been waiting for this review and I hate the rating you gave it. I can put up with a lot of punishment but I left this movie halfway through after paying full price. I felt more validated that my $7 would be worth not sitting through that painful story line and uneventful characters! Not funny not enjoyable not interesting. The fact that I don't care what happened in the end goes to show how no story exisited in the first place! I'm barfing at the memory of the half I did see. This movie shouldn't even be seen even if it was a free redbox rental.
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