Matinee? No way. The show had a lot of potential, but no one seemed to think through how everything was supposed to fit together. Like, how in the world the protagonist predicted everything, even though he didn't have that specific power. Not to mention, when the whole story hinges on the fact that a Chinese guy is blown out of a window, lands on a car, causing the trunk to pop open so the protagonist locked inside can save the day, that is way too far for me. I laughed out loud. And every time I was forced to watch a Bleeder scream for what felt like hours I wanted to beat him to death.
What People have Said About The Cinematic Experience:
"Jason ran in the earlier movies, but then once he was killed and came back to life in #5, I think that's when he became more zombie like. I'm not 100% on that, but pretty certain."
-Rob and Mel (Friday the 13th) "Stop saying panties! Stop saying panties!"
-Laura (The Unborn) "Cameron is absolutely right. Despite the fact that I hate Jason Statham, this movie is SHIT!"
-abok6 (Crank) " What a horrible review. These guys must have ADD." ~BoondockinBoston (Let the Right One In) "No way that capsule would stay closed for 50 years; kids would have pillaged it by '71 or sooner. "
-TidusSloan71 (Knowing) " Funniest previously on ever!
I love you guys."
-HDLV199990 (Race to Witch Mountain) "It was alot better than that. you cant really enjoy this kind of film that does not make it a bad one. Go watch iron man instead."
-GamerGuy1991 (Rachel Getting Married)
The Cinematic Rating System
What we'd be willing to pay if we could go back in time in a DeLorean to when we were watching the movie for the first time. Or, in other words, what we think you should pay... assuming your opinion is identical to ours.
The Cinematic Staff
Jon Madsen, Editor Jon earned a degree in broadcast journalism at BYU. He currently spends his time producing podcasts, editing this program, and auditioning for TV game shows.
Laura Durham, Graphics Contributor and Marketing Consultant Laura earned a degree in art history at BYU. Now she works for the government.
3 comments:
Push had huge plot holes that were much worse than the super power issues. What the H happened to Dakota's mom?
Matinee? No way. The show had a lot of potential, but no one seemed to think through how everything was supposed to fit together. Like, how in the world the protagonist predicted everything, even though he didn't have that specific power. Not to mention, when the whole story hinges on the fact that a Chinese guy is blown out of a window, lands on a car, causing the trunk to pop open so the protagonist locked inside can save the day, that is way too far for me. I laughed out loud.
And every time I was forced to watch a Bleeder scream for what felt like hours I wanted to beat him to death.
I was thinking the same thing. So the "mover" can move the clasp in the cuffs to remove them, but can't move the trunk lock clasp to free himself?
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